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Finally, a candidate I can get behind...
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kinnerc From: kinnerc Date: July 10th, 2008 03:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm absolutely stunned. That was among the best jokes I've ever seen! You could have picked my jaw up off the floor when the name came up!

Of course, you realize you're in a lot of trouble now. :-)

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In beginning this political journey in a most critical time in our nation's history, I would like to go further than my opponents who have not even named their Vice Presidents as yet. The American people deserve to know who their leaders will be as soon as possible. You don't vote for a single person in our system, you vote for a team.

As such, I'm am proud to announce the following appointments:

Mark H. Anbinder - Chief of Staff
Jennifer Cohen - Secretary of Health
Brian Cameron - Secretary of Defense
Aaron Price - Secretary of Education
JC Cohen - Secretary of State


More appointments will be announced soon. Watch this space!
zercool From: zercool Date: July 10th, 2008 04:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Nuh-unh. We're going Old Skool. Secretary of War, please.
kinnerc From: kinnerc Date: July 10th, 2008 04:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
Done!

Brian Cameron - Secretary of War
keeyoo From: keeyoo Date: July 10th, 2008 06:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
I wanna be Secretary of Really Cool Gadgets!

gregtrotter From: gregtrotter Date: July 10th, 2008 06:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
I would like to be the secretary of balloon doggies.

And you should have some ID that you can flash. "Doc Kinne, President." Ala Harriet Jones.
kinnerc From: kinnerc Date: July 10th, 2008 07:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
>And you should have some ID that you can flash. "Doc Kinne, President." Ala Harriet Jones.

HA! GREAT!

And the proper response from everyone would be, "Hmmmmm. We don't know who you are."
From: ddmd Date: July 11th, 2008 10:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm not sure I can vote for a person who would make Esperanto the national language.

Sorry, Doc.

:-)
kinnerc From: kinnerc Date: July 11th, 2008 11:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ne, ne la nacia lingvo, sed la nacia dua lingvo!

(No, not the national language, but the national second language!</i>
From: dblaser_ca Date: July 10th, 2008 06:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh Ghods, that's funny!
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