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Whisky Tasting - Mark's Journal
Whisky Tasting
Thanks to eatingithaca for sharing this great whisky tasting piece.

Benriach 1984, Speyside single malt

Here’s a guess: an ox that drank nothing but lava its entire life urinated into this bottle, then someone set the ox’s pee on fire, put the fire out with bleach, and shook it up with equal parts turpentine, nail polish remover, and cigarettes. Also, would it be ludicrous to suggest a hint of pear?

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f4f3 From: f4f3 Date: August 13th, 2008 02:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes, but did he like it? :)
retrev From: retrev Date: August 13th, 2008 03:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
This truly captures the single malt lover.
f4f3 From: f4f3 Date: August 13th, 2008 03:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'll drink to that...
keeyoo From: keeyoo Date: August 13th, 2008 02:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
Pretty much describes *all* scotch...


psychochicken From: psychochicken Date: August 13th, 2008 03:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
yinshu From: yinshu Date: August 13th, 2008 05:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
Mmmmm, single malt scotch....
lindyhoppr From: lindyhoppr Date: August 13th, 2008 07:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Reminds me of bourbon...
perisoft From: perisoft Date: August 14th, 2008 12:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'd have stopped after 'ox's pee on fire'. Brevity is
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