Mark (mhaithaca) wrote,

S, p, f, c, c, m, & t

George Carlin died yesterday at the age of 71.

“There are some words you can say part of the time. Most of the time ‘ass’ is all right on television. You can say, well, ‘You’ve made a perfect ass of yourself tonight.’ You can use ass in a religious sense, if you happen to be the redeemer riding into town on one -- perfectly all right.”

“I don’t have pet peeves. I have major, psychotic hatreds.”

"And now, in the interest of equal time, a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, 'Fuck waffles.'"

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