Mark (mhaithaca) wrote,
Mark
mhaithaca

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On the building mailing list today...

if you are female then
  stop reading and delete this mail
else
  if you do not use the shower in the first floor men's room then
    stop reading and delete this mail
  else
    if you are single then
      stop reading and delete this mail
    else
      if you do not wear a wedding band then
        stop reading and delete this mail
      else
        raise your left hand
        examine your ring finger
        if your wedding ring is on your finger then
          stop reading and delete this mail
        else
          come see me
        endif
      endif
    endif
  endif
endif
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