A "gift" that consists of a sheet of adhesive "address stickers" on which you have misspelled my name and shortened my address, such that I will never use the stickers, will not tempt me to send you money.
I'm just tossing this stuff in the recycling, though it's tempting to whip out my red pen and send the stuff back in their post-paid envelopes with corrections. And a buck to make up for costing them postage. :-\
