Mark (mhaithaca) wrote,

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Spotted in the nightstand drawer...

The HoneyWord BiblePlaced here by

It starts out with a list of "books of the Bible and their sound-alike animal names," such as "Genny the Jellyfish, Elks-odus, Levi the Lamb, Num-Bee, Doodlebug-eronomy, Sam Mule the 2nd, Captain Kingaroo the 1st, Nehemiah the Butterfly-ah, Matt the Mouse, Luke the Lion, Ele-phesians...

"In the beginning, God's call got the ball rolling. Did you know that a very long time ago nothing was around except God? Then, when God decided the time was just right, he created everything."

I kid you not.

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