Believe it or not, my dad decided he wanted a cell phone, too, so they're adding a line to my mom's AT&T Wireless account and he's getting a free RAZR. Happily, they can do all of this online, including activating the iPhone in iTunes, so they don't need to go anywhere near an AT&T store during the holidays.
You'll be relieved to hear I finally saw the coworker who's sharing the building with me this afternoon. I won't be here much longer! Just relaxing and doing some web updates.