Mark (mhaithaca) wrote,

Best advice yet!

Courtesy of class_emm...

How do I get a squirrel out of my basement?

Grab a bible and go down to the basement. Hold a confirmation ceremony in order to ensure that the squirrel will remain an active member of the church. You won't see it again except for the occasional Christmas and Easter.

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